Maladaptive Ninja

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-name-ofthe-wind
segretecose

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

rumplefuckingstiltzkin

looks like someone hasn't yet lived long enough to look back and see how high school shaped literally every aspect of their lives in minute yet powerful ways

kaity--did

Nah I’m 28 and I still think high school was dumb as hell.

sonneillonv

I'm thirty six and high school was dumb as hell

madgastronomer

I'm 43 and high school was dumb as hell

labelleizzy

looks like someone hasn't yet lived long enough to look back and see how high school shaped literally every aspect of their lives in minute yet powerful ways 
starsunderfog

madgastronomer:

sonneillonv:

kaity--did:

rumplefuckingstiltzkin:

segretecose:

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

looks like someone hasn't yet lived long enough to look back and see how high school shaped literally every aspect of their lives in minute yet powerful ways

Nah I’m 28 and I still think high school was dumb as hell.

I'm thirty six and high school was dumb as hell

I'm 43 and high school was dumb as hell

I'm 51 and high school was dumb as hell

High school did shape many aspects of my life in minute, yet powerful ways, because the years 14-18 are formative parts of our lives and everything we interact with does, and the specific environment is still dumb as hell and deeply, unnecessarily painful.

Source: segretecose
antique-scarecrow
the-real-ted-cruz

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

angstycatthatlikestea

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

superggrace

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

sneakyfeets

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cryptognomicon

Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”

theshitpostcalligrapher

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Source: the-real-ted-cruz
literalnobody
lgbt-tiktoks

Caption: [A conversation acted out by the user @/hihosilvervibes on tiktok.

person 1: Where am I?

person2: Welcome, you’re in hell.

person 1: Is it ‘cause I’m black?

person 2: No!

person 1: (whispers) Is it ‘cause I’m gay?

person 2: What? No!

person 1: Is it ‘cause I peed in the shower that one time?

person 2: Oh my god everyone does that, shut up! You’re here because you’re actually in heaven. You get to beat up Ronald Reagan for all eternity.

person 1: (tearfully) Really?

person 2: Yeah we even got you brass knuckles that say “fuck you”, just for youz

(sniffs) Blessed be. (claps) Bring that motherfucker out its time to get started.]

Source: lgbt-tiktoks